Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal

Note: This game is infamous for being buggy, among other things. Make sure you save often. Any crashes you experience are likely the game itself.

It is also infamous for having a weird translation. Apparently, it was bootlegged from Japanese to be translated into Chinese, and then into English. This results in hilarious mistranslations like the following:

"This is the Angry Lake"

"Asses is 1000 dollars"

"For mother volcano bakemeat"

"Don't do stupid"

"The wind lets people feel good"

"It's important to give them loves"

"(player name) Drug bag fuck" (The Chinese symbol for fuck and put in are the exact same, according to what I have heard. Additionally, potions in this game are referred to as drugs).

"Select the holy figure, ok?"

"You are defeated by me" - Bruno after losing to the player

"Pull the power supply out" - Booting up the PC.

And so on.

The name Vietnamese Crystal is the fan name after the game was found at a market in Vietnam (English is also taught there, so it's easier for them to translate it to English, as opposed to setting up the Vietnamese character set) and then dumped for people to "enjoy".